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Bob My ass is a national treasure, like Mount Rushmore. It needs to be protected. 09:28 PM September 05, 2008

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@ezmobius ditto, but I'm at a concert so it's understandable. 09:13 PM September 05, 2008
At the NiN concert in Oakland. \m/ 08:54 PM September 05, 2008
@alissa hear, hear! 04:21 PM September 05, 2008
@krissy astute observation 02:37 PM September 05, 2008
@deathcloset sunburn, right. 02:12 PM September 04, 2008
@crystal awww, so I won't be near the top of the list anymore? :( 01:55 PM September 03, 2008
I was just asked to stop typing so a co-worker could hear another co-worker. I guess my keyboard is kind of loud. 10:56 AM September 02, 2008
Shit. I just woke to the sound/smell of a cat getting sprayed by a skunk outside my window. 02:20 AM September 02, 2008
I am a magnet for insane taxi drivers. 02:08 AM August 31, 2008
@coley wow, blisters? Ouch! 08:54 PM August 30, 2008
It would seem I have been burned by the sun. 05:17 PM August 30, 2008
Note to self: air shows = loud. Bring ear plugs next time. 12:46 PM August 30, 2008
Going to an air show, going to sit in an F-15. I feel like I'm 12 years old again :) 10:42 AM August 30, 2008
@ricin did you anger the IT gods in some way? 08:43 AM August 29, 2008
Just got back from South Park. The Ice Cream Man is there, giving away free ice cream! 01:55 PM August 26, 2008
A fight broke out on my flight as we were boarding. Now we're stuck on the Tarmac. What a way to end my Vegas weekend. 07:13 AM August 24, 2008
Hanging out with a bachlorette party: good idea. Letting said party paint your fingernails... not as good of an idea. 10:40 AM August 23, 2008
Las Vegas public transportation is really nice. Cushioned seats, no vomit smell and only one drug addict per bus. 05:57 PM August 22, 2008
Just finished firing a couple of fully automatic weapons. Ah Las Vegas. 05:31 PM August 22, 2008

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Bob, San Francisco, CA

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