Wow. This is some hateful shit against me. Someone really doesn't like me. Okay, but why the passive aggressive shtick? Don't speak for me. about 1 hour ago
Apparently my Grandcentral account and PayPal are the worst so far. I have so much better stuff I could be doing right now! Argh! about 1 hour ago
Now I have to go back and check all my online profiles. This really sucks ass. about 2 hours ago
It's worse than I thought. about 2 hours ago
Changed all my passwords and scanned my machine twice. God, I really hate doing this. Now it's back to the backup to scan again. Zzzzzzz... about 3 hours ago
Assessing the damage from somebody stealing my identity online. It's sort of like assessing a deep gut wound. Not good. about 3 hours ago
The distant sound of drums. I paint my face with blood and chant war songs against my enemy. I hate doing chores. about 4 hours ago
Since I am away from the computer, I have had time to get really angry. I don't google myself enough. Very mad. about 4 hours ago
@seanbonner look for me fourth row down in the middle with a stupid look on my face. about 8 hours ago
@tarabrown i am fourth row down center. about 8 hours ago
The IMAX Batman line is the new iPhone line. about 8 hours ago
@tarabrown grab @t and @seanbonner and hustle! The movie line is getting really long! about 8 hours ago
Wow, this line is filling up fast! about 9 hours ago
@t I am 12th in line for Batman holding spots for the gang. about 9 hours ago
Only vain, stupid idiots care about the accuracy of their follower count. Twitter will fix it and you can all freak out over some other crap about 10 hours ago
Okay Twitter's acting up, so I'm out the door. about 11 hours ago
Fabreezing my batsuit for today's IMAX showing. It almost smells like Plushy sex happened. Maybe I should just pimp the Underoos. about 11 hours ago
@jakapi Let me know if you need any help with that. about 24 hours ago
