Maggie Am officially willing to plunger someone else's mess out of the coffee shop toilet. People, you want me on your team. 11:27 AM October 03, 2008
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Pondering Web-video proposition. Do I have the energy to blow dry my hair and apply foundation that frequently? Also, am I cut out for porn? 04:05 PM October 01, 2008
Wasn't stressed about the market until just now, when I canceled a 4-year credit card account in 30 seconds. No questions asked. Terrifying. 04:36 PM September 28, 2008
I'm furious over our debt, the money we're pouring into other countries while ours drowns. I want Obama to be angry too, to hit back. 07:39 PM September 26, 2008
Uh, Obama's definition of rich is people who make over $250,000 a year, Senator McCain. I guess not enough to afford the 4th house. #current 06:23 PM September 26, 2008
@twitter HQ, watching the Twitter stream on @current TV streamed debate. So relieved we actually get to see a debate tonight. 06:04 PM September 26, 2008
@current just shook Al Gore's hand. 05:18 PM September 26, 2008
She owed me 9cents but just gave me the dime. Somehow this turned my day around. 02:27 PM September 26, 2008
Bryan just helped launch http://election.twitter.com/ Election junkies, get snacks before you click, it'll be hours before you look up. 09:23 PM September 25, 2008
Picked a sprig of rosemary for Hank to smell. He sniffed it, then tried to put it back on the plant. No, honey. Mommy killed that. 04:47 PM September 25, 2008
Senator McCain, you have a running mate. Instead of bailing on the debate, let her talk already. Let her be more than a pageant smile. 05:14 PM September 24, 2008
About to give a Mighty Mighty Media presentation for Federated Media. Decided against wearing my pajamas for vérité. 10:59 AM September 24, 2008
Because everyone else's are being read over a PA system. It's deafening. 02:38 PM September 22, 2008
Twittering from the Twitter office. Feels a little like I'm going to hear someone read this over a PA system or something. 02:35 PM September 22, 2008
Added "wash hair" to my to-do list to up my sense of accomplishment. Also adding "take vitamins," and "have lunch." Tomorrow, the world! 08:53 AM September 22, 2008
Tuna Fey is wearing my senior prom dress. 09:26 PM September 21, 2008
Toddler has a cold. Staying up til dawn on a Saturday night has never been so arduous. 06:59 AM September 21, 2008
Hank keeps pointing to my teapot and making elephant sounds. 06:58 AM September 20, 2008
B-cup girl in the backless shirt with a nude-colored bra stretching across her back. Glah! Headlights? Meet sports tape. Problem solved. 04:54 PM September 19, 2008
At park. Moms hang with moms, and nannies stick to each other. But how do they know who's who? Clearly, these pants make my uterus look big. 12:28 PM September 18, 2008
