aperobot @markrebec ok, let's plan a contest using some NASA hardware about 3 hours ago
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my morning bus ride leads the league in G force about 3 hours ago
@rsquared I bet that's the cleanest protest ever about 14 hours ago
@josh you can get drunk on limes? consult a doctor! about 14 hours ago
the end. about 16 hours ago
(changing of avatar* to symbolize "change of attitude" from alternate persona that sent drunken missive) *probably that mangatar shit about 16 hours ago
next day's apology for drunken missive, as accompanied by either (a) frowny emoticon or (b) slanty mouth emoticon about 16 hours ago
ovbiosly drunken missiive tht will be regretted immmediatly!!!!!!!!! about 16 hours ago
sports result update, infused with partisan commentary about 16 hours ago
declaration of emotional state and/or present local temperature about 16 hours ago
[startup company] [equals sign] [second-person present of verb (to fail)] about 16 hours ago
noun = different noun about 16 hours ago
periods. after. every. word. about 16 hours ago
BRAZEN STATEMENT INTENDED TO CREATE BUZZ FOR PROTAGONIST'S EMPLOYER! about 16 hours ago
announcement of meal components / commercial meal provider about 16 hours ago
thought-bereft empty statement about 16 hours ago
@josh I love you man. let's bromance the stone. about 17 hours ago
@josh try living below the poverty level or getting bombed about 18 hours ago
this is why i'm hot: because i'm wearing a jacket. you ain't because you not*. *offer limited to those not wearing jackets. about 18 hours ago
today is hot because it is fly and/or mims about 18 hours ago
