fsm @mhegge @seanbonner @burhop WOW, that was fast re-tweeting & extending a tentacle in friendship to @Richard_Dawkins! RAmen! 04:59 PM June 12, 2008
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Welcome to twitter, @Richard_Dawkins! 04:47 PM June 12, 2008
Welcome to the fold, new pastafarians! I envelop you in my noodly embrace and bestow upon you blessings and bolognese. RAmen! 04:28 PM May 16, 2008
Hi! Your friendly neighborhood pastafied diety here. Been busy placing noodly appendages on Obama. If I'm not following you, @ me & i will! 10:11 AM May 15, 2008
I've added a giant lot of you scurvy dogs and luscious wenches to my twitter following list. Who did I miss? P. S. @calon 7x7 ROFL 11:34 PM March 03, 2008
The tweets are scrolling in too fast and too furiously. (FRSLY?) 08:43 PM March 03, 2008
@ bachelorfarmer You got it, man. Oh, and if your hair looks like your avatar's beard, then perhaps a trim is in order. 06:54 PM March 03, 2008
@macrossactual FOOL! I'm a diety, not Domino's. Pick up the phone and remember to tip the driver well, as he is my corporeal representative. 06:51 PM March 03, 2008
Sorry I haven't been able to interact with my followers lately. What can I do to make it up to you? 06:45 PM March 03, 2008
wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap? 12:27 AM February 07, 2008
Pastafarianism prohibits giving 'spare change' to people who beg on the street. Give thru a legit charity. And who has SPARE money? Not I ! 02:22 PM December 22, 2007
"pastanalia" and "pastavus" and "Pasta FazYule" Anyone else? we need some rituals people. pirate outfits & pasta, but what else? 11:00 PM December 12, 2007
keep trying... but Pasta fazYule made me laugh so hard i jiggled my meatballs 03:10 PM December 12, 2007
I absolutely love the avatar @Piutus has selected. Where did you get that?!? 10:16 AM December 12, 2007
Meh: Chrisma-hannu-kwanzaa-solstice-eid. Have we figured out what my winter holiday is? 10:04 AM December 12, 2007
@tehjim Don't worry! There's still time! (ok, sorry that's kinda sick) 11:03 AM December 04, 2007
@bachelorfarmer Love the icon. You rock. 11:01 AM December 04, 2007
ARRRRGH I think that's everyone. My crew has been collected and the sauce has been spread. Go forth and spread sauce unto others! Ramen! 11:23 AM November 29, 2007