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jo top gear has a 21-year-long waiting list for its studio audience. there goes my other birthday idea. 4 minutes ago

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it says a lot about this election (and this country) that vpilf.com already exists. add @scottlarson to the list of unfollow exclusions. about 2 hours ago
@kueda my house? about 4 hours ago
@tivac jealous :( eat delicious thai food while you're there. hope you guys are having a good time.... about 4 hours ago
i love it when investigative reporters don't protect their web directories. about 5 hours ago
unfollowing mccain, obama, palin, biden, clinton, election, vp, and your mom. unless you're @ario or @kueda. about 5 hours ago
I love you, but I stil prefer trondheim. about 6 hours ago
@scottlarson eat my shorts. about 6 hours ago
if you're going to drunk dial me, at least make it a musing about 13 hours ago
wondering if i have to unfollow people during elections like i do during sxsw about 18 hours ago
OMG BUTTZ GALORE about 21 hours ago
@noele your beloved bitch-ass? about 21 hours ago
psa: avoid westbound bay bridge, there's a fire near treasure island. about 22 hours ago
@noele @scottlarson FORD FOCUS WITH A MISSHAPEN ASS. 03:35 PM August 28, 2008
dmv "appointments": metering lights for people. that said, I was in and out of there in less than 30 minutes. 03:03 PM August 28, 2008
i'm beginning to think that the answer to that question should be "right here, right now" 12:14 PM August 28, 2008
right on @amoeda's heels, where should i have birthday drinks? anytime sunday between oakland and san francisco? 12:01 PM August 28, 2008
@amoeda elixir? beretta? dalva? too bad bar bambino is closed on mondays. 11:18 AM August 28, 2008
scheduling a hot lunch date with @ajani's little sister. watch out now. 04:33 PM August 27, 2008
staring at the misshapen ass of a c30 and thinking of @noele. because of association, not resemblence. 04:10 PM August 27, 2008

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